Guide to Mens All White Fashion

It takes a special kind of man that can wear all white and get away with it. There is the exception of attending an All White Ball, but those are the rarities and not the rule. In most cases when a man is wearing all white, he will most certainly stand out and there is the risk of being labeled eccentric, out-of-control, or simply mad. There is a reason behind this. Wearing all white is to show your disregard for any and all of the elements of nature or the elements of human nature. Because any ensemble that is all white, attracts, summons, and dares any dirt to come into contact. Not only dirt, but stains from wine, pasta sauce, or any activities that are more exertive than simply sitting down, on a clean seat no less. Because again, if you are wearing all white and you sit in a less than white place, your butt will pick up all the stuff you sat on and your all white dress will suddenly be ruined by having a nasty stained rear-end.

Wearing all white is more than a fashion statement, it becomes a challenge to nature to show that her duties to make things earthy and colored are thwarted by your all-white attire and there is nothing she can do about it. Be careful how you challenge Mother Nature because you will more than likely to end up the loser. The losers in the battle against nature are obvious especially if the challenge was first made to nature as all-white. Your clothes will be stained, covered with the darkest red wine that looks like blood, splotched, and despoiled with any number of dirt colors from the darkest browns to the grassy greens. All you have to do if you are wearing all white to ruin your outfit is to make the mistake of sitting on the very inviting picnic grass and then in less than a minute, should you choose to get up, you will have the nicest green grassy ass which everyone that follows behind you will see and they will be laugh behind your back.

This is the challenge of all-white. If you are a super Mr. Clean and you need to show off your whiteness as a prowess, then by all means go ahead and flaunt your all-white attire in spite of any and all challenges that are desperate to destroy it. It is your right to only wear clothes once and have them discarded or if you must wear them more than once have them dry cleaned to perfection, bleached to pure white, and delivered to you for dressing at the beginning of your day. This was once the pleasure of the idle rich, so why not indulge yourself if you can afford it. The bottom line is that there is no reason to wear all-white unless you intend to elevate yourself by the level of your gentry, as opposed to immediately falling down to the equivalent of white trash.